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Apr 4 2015, 02:27 PM
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<p>Hello, folks. Kind of a slow week, but my son and his partner came in. So, we do what we do best. Pizza and beer and watching the shows. And what a doozy of a time we had. In fact, so much to comment on and so little time to do it. In fact, I'm way behind deadline! As usually, my give a shit meter is way down...</p>

<p>Taiji Sakamoto... To hear about Richie actually going to the Sumo Dome with Charlotte and Roland in tow and signing him on the spot. You've got my attention, WWF. You grabbed a guy who was slated to be the next Japanese star, and you're bringing him to America. I hope you Revolution watchers are ready. He's a damn nut in the ring. A master of Martial Arts to the likes of what we haven't seen since Keiji Mutoh and Shin'ya Hashimoto. He volunteered to go to Revolution to learn the American craft. Keep your eyes on him, he's gonna break out soon. And also, if he and Alistair Killian cross paths, the trainers may have to double as security. Taiji isn't one to take arrogance lightly, and Killian has it in spades. Killian's talented as hell. In fact, he's damn good. But shut up and learn the WWF way, then go out and kill the audience with your skill.</p>

<p>Trevor Copeland got the beating we didn't want, but the beating he deserved. It's unknown exactly how bad he was hurt, but still... To see that kind of beating coming from Cory Chevelle. Again, Cory's an asshole. He's a raging asshole, to be precise. But he's also a dispenser of locker room justice. He saw Cessily being exploited, and he ended it. No questions needed. And this also builds up the legacy of Cory Chevelle. This is the stuff you'll hear them talking about in his Hall of Fame induction. And if I'm alive then, I'll gladly attend and listen.</p>

<p>Speaking of Cessily and I, yes, we did meet at the Revolution PPV. It was a handshake and a smile from both of us. And that'll end that part. Yes, we call each other, but that's personal, really. Let's move on to her performance. She and Jane were killer last Monday. I think those smug twins are in a bit of trouble. The girls are already catching fire with the fans. All it'll take is the office to make sure they're ready. And then, no more tag titles for the UK snobs. I'll even call it. By "Survival of the Fittest", Jane and Cessily will be on the roll, not Cara and Roxy.</p>

<p>Tempest is dominating yet again. And if I were Cassie Powers, I would worry. For one of many reasons. There's the aforementioned tag team. There's the always brutal Tempest. And then, there's the re-emerging Chelsea Pryce. Chelsea... There's one for the spank books. She's been with a who's who in wrestling. Jaime Alejandro, Jack Darling and Murdock... Holy hell, she's slept with the greats, and she's picked up a trick or three from them. Her first trainer was ironically, Jaime Alejandro... And we know what he produces. Enough on the old Cuban, we'll get to him later. Tempest is also one of a kind. She's that cast-iron bitch that you don't want across from you in the ring, ever. Let's face it. I know guys that would rather dive in traffic than face Tempest. And then the girls of "King Angel." Cassie may need to hire more bodyguards. Between Chelsea and Tempest, she may need six of them.</p>

<p>So, are the guys of the Army of X turning over a new leaf? Ironically, yes. With no Rossi in their way, their grievances are null and void. Kyle and Omari can get to the business of being the badasses of the WWF. Aric can get himself back in the title picture. And there's nothing that can stop them, except themselves... And speaking of tag teams. Poor Aric had to team up with Jacob Knight, a job I'm sure he would have passed on normally. However, Aric is a professional. He and Knight went to work against the veterans of the Armed Forces. Which Joey is representing the Army. Olivier is representing the Marine Corps. This is one of the many times that joint operations will go right. And indeed it did, as we saw Knight getting his lights knocked out by one of the most dangerous knees in the business.</p>

<p>And there are rumblings in the back that the two veterans have a new running buddy with the newest superstar, Francisco Ramirez. The man has proven himself the world over. In fact, it's also quite hilarious that people are picking up on his sexuality. For those who read Uncle Nick... Homophobia sufferers can click the red "X" and quit wasting all of our times. I'm kinda glad Cisco has two of the brightest stars in the company with him. In fact, if the board is smart, we may see them emerge as a premier faction to go after the system. Wouldn't that be scary to Charlie's plans. Mwhahahaha!</p>

<p>So, this week, I get to laugh at Ava St. James. Who got taken to school by the veterans of the game. And was reminded that she's nowhere in Chelsea Pryce's or Morrigan Drake's league. As you saw, Rochelle Taylor got to "Pay the Pryce", but Ava screwed up that interrupt. She's lucky that Chelsea didn't go back on the shelf with that sloppy dropkick. It is said that while she's been put in the battle royale for next Ignite, don't expect her to win. Management is looking at three women. Morrigan, Tempest and Andromeda. (Go ahead and take five seconds to swoon...</p>

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<p>Who says Uncle Nick doesn't do fanservice?!! Now, back to the show. We finally solved the mystery of who punched Giovanni Rossi. In fact, it was pretty damn shocking when people see who it is... Now, for the reveal.</p>

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<p>...Yes, it was Ivan Rossi. The son of Giovanni Rossi. Seems the kid is tired of the family name being dragged through the mud. Hell, his grandfather made the company the powerhouse it was back in it's heyday. And to see Daddy Dumbass ruin it all? I'd knock him out, too. So, kids. That's enough shock value for today. Until next time, go fuck yourselves.</p>

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<b>Fri, 3/27/15 </b> 12:15 AM

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If you're sorry, Nick. You'll have to apologize to me in public. You know where.

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<center><p>Hello, you magnificent bastards. It's your favorite prick, Nick. Today, I'm gonna rate the show I just saw and pepper in news. Which I want to say first... RONIN, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! That's how you get expectations going. You give a jarhead a strap and tell him to go beat the shit out of pretty boy heel shithead, and watch the brutality go. Too bad that waste of space, Regina Masters, had to get her fake tits bumped, but you know... She's the biggest waste of space on there now, because the former waste of space actually DID SOMETHING!</p>

<p>I'm talking about you, Sebastian Wolf. Kid, you took the lumps and the hits. So, my hat's off to you. Those Commie fucks are a leftover from someone's tenure and they needed to be knocked down a lot of pegs. Kyle and Omari, like them or not, are the two boys to do it. Which means, congrats to the KO Coalition for getting the belts. The first of many decisions that the new regime has gotten right! So, you're batting pretty good, Richie. Now, time for me to tell you where you fucked up.</p>

<p>So, I see a six foot three blonde on my TV and... BABY, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE! DADDY'S HERE! Holy fuckballs, did you see Andromeda Spiral. That's a tall drink of water, and daddy likes! Ronin made a hell of a choice getting her on board, and I'm sure Richie didn't have many objections, either. The other surprising factor is that even Charlie was on board. Camille inked the deal and here we are. My only issue. Andi (and I'll call her that, btw.) was beaten by the overrated and over silicon-ed Ava St. James. Ava is probably one of the biggest wastes of air time in the Divas division next to that bimbo, Cassie Powers. The problem is, Cassie has a marketable gimmick. Ava's just some bottle red twat who talks about how men want her, and that's it! More like Andi, less like Ava!</p>

<p>Also, Morrigan... Welcome back, sugartits. For those who thought you lost it, fuck them! You and Bianca went at it like it meant something. And it fucking did! Nothing I'm going to say bad about this match. I just hope Bianca didn't orgasm from being shoved through a table, though.</p>

<p>Now, we see Joey Bryant and Ryland Roundtree come out. Which by the way, Ryland, you still suck. And before you accuse anyone of juicing, you should submit your own urine sample for being constantly fucking high! I'm sure Cory Chevelle took major exception to your comments. Don't be surprised if next week, we find out that Cory's beaten the shit out of Roundtree. And good fucking riddance!</p>

<p>Now, I'm going to comment on something, since we know Cessily is moving to the main roster after this Saturday's PPV. It's good to see her coming up, even if she had to put up with Ragnarok's antics. However, Richard Reid also pushed the button on her for many reasons. And what I'm going to show you is a censored image of what's been put out on the net by you fucking basement dwelling assholes... And if any of you are still fans of Trevor Copeland after this, then fuck you.</p>

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<p>I've seen the uncensored version, but this isn't a porno rag, folks. It seems Trevor threatened to leak that out if Cessily didn't sleep with him. She was a bit drunk, and sent that to him. Hopefully, she's learned a lesson from this. I gained it from a few of my sources here at the Chicago Sun-Times. Needless to say, Cory Chevelle turned in the photo to Richard Reid and demanded that HE be the man who fixes the issue. Richie, you and I don't get along. You're an anti-semitic fuck. However, you're also not that bad of a guy when it comes to treating women employees right. Richie granted the request without a second thought. And in order to avoid a Cessily lawsuit for sexual harassment, he got Camille's seal of approval to move her up to the main show. And Trevor has one of two choices, take the beating and eat a bowl of shit for the next year, or he can take the beating and get the fuck out of the WWF. Personally, I hope it's option two, because he is the biggest piece of shit around wrestling. There's no room for egotistical bullies in wrestling, nor will there ever be. So, fuck you, Trevor, I hope Chevelle kills your ass!</p>

<p>Speaking of Trevor's former sugar daddy...</p>

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<p>Story is still developing on that situation. Needless to say, Gio's gotten the shit beaten out of him. Some think it was Chevelle who did it. Others are pointing to possibly someone from the board. Others are also thinking Logan Murdoch has taken some exception to statements made by Gio towards his wife. Anyone who's seen a Logan Murdoch match knows that's a bad idea on all fronts. Stomping a mudhole and walking it dry isn't just a statement for ratings... The old bald bastard will do it for his own amusement.</p>

<p>Finally, let's just go ahead and give the final show opinions. Ronin running Throwdown is a good thing. He's got two of the brightest stars in the WWF in Olivier Brunet and Joey Bryant working under his banner. Azrael is also picking up some great steam. And the Divas like Jane Angel and Andromeda Spiral make this world go around nicely. Good job, Roland. Although that burp was a weak two.</p>

<p>Camille and Richie, you two know my number if you want to know who handed me the Cessily photo. Cessily, I'll gladly testify if you sue the fuck out of Trevor. I like you, I'm sorry I slut shamed you, dear. You're a good girl, and I shouldn't have helped that bully. Yes, that's a genuine apology from me to Cessily. Good luck on Saturday, kid. For the rest of you people, go fuck yourselves.</p></center>

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<p>Hello, my little readers! Today, Uncle Nick has a treat for you. For the first time in god knows when... I'M BACK FUCKERS! That's right, Nick the Prick is back covering the Worldwide Wrestling Force once again. And first I would like to say to Giovanni Rossi... FUCK YOU, PAL! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM TALKING ABOUT YOUR COMPANY ANYMORE! Because technically, that old lecher is out the door, along with his trashbag whore of a wife. So, trust me when I say that I'm truly going to miss the hours of comedy that Italian prick could have given me. I even had a picture ready for my return...</p>

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<p>Giovanni and his magical penis couldn't keep himself out of trouble, and the board voted him out for Camille Clarke. To which I say... HOLY FUCK, YES! Which, Camille. I have a prescription for Cialis, and any time you want some of Nick's Prick... I can go for up to four hours. But, I digress. You people want dirt, not my teenage pining over a woman in her forties who wouldn't bother giving me a handjob for the giggles. Now, we get to the good shit. And pay attention! Because I hate when you fucks get ADD over my columns!</p>

<p>So, it seems Giovanni hired Roland Iversen aka The Ronin to try to save his ass. And now, Ronin and Camille are replacing his ass! Irony much, Vanni? Because I've got jokes for days on you, bucko. Let's recap. Giovanni is gone. Emilia is gone. No word on Candi yet, though. Might be because the company is debating on whether or not they want the company kneepads back that badly. I mean, I hope you fuckers realize how she got her push in the company, other than daddy. She has seen a few more penises than your local urologist.</p>

<p>Ronin is actually someone who has some fucking wrestling sense. A successful school. Business partnerships up the ass. And, he managed to keep it in his pants! That's already an improvement over what I'm sure people saw in a Rossi meeting</p>

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<p>However, in a full blown whack-o-loon moment... They also decided to hire Richie Reid... Way to offend every race, including the human race, WWF board. This man is more offensive seven days a week than I am in a month of columns. And I say fuck more often than Candi Rossi asking for money. So, trust me when I say, he's offensive! This prick won't lead you astray too often. So... Ronin, good. Reid, bad. YOU FOLLOWING ALONG!</p>

<p>Now, to get to rest of the meat... Diana Rodriguez has been released from Development. I'm sure she'll be back on her knees in no time, folks. Moving along. Let's get to the one thing I've been asked about. Cory Chevelle and his semi-bigoted, yet warranted, rant. I'm not going to say that Cory is a card carrying member of the KKK. But he is one pissed off angry man, and I agree with him. Why the fuck are you putting that roid-head Ragnarok in front of someone with more talent like Cory. Lewis Young needs a quality opponent who's not going to get gassed while fucking Cecily King in a closet. And if you don't think they aren't, I've got ocean front property in Arizona near the Desert Wrestling Academy that I can sell you.</p>

<p>Lewis Young is not a bad champion. He just needs to fucking show up more. That would help if there's a booker with a lick of god damn sense. Which is where Ronin comes in. And here's what I'm hoping he does. He takes Lewis and Cory, and puts them together. He takes that Yankee Doodle Marine Pretty Boy Fuckhead, Olivier... Fucking French... Anyways, he takes the Jarhead and puts him in against Knight. Because the Marine can hurt someone. Just ask Sands, if he remembers that he's not in UFC anymore, that is. Give Knight someone who can count to higher than potato...</p>

<p>Speaking of high, does anyone know what the fuck Ryland Roundtree is saying? I mean, seriously? Last time I spoke that much bullshit, I was tripping on syllosibin for a month. And I saw a huge vagina in the sky. Keep reading, you're adults! And that's why I had get a journalism degree in six years instead of four. I was an idiot, and so is he. You may hate the fans, but give them a reason why, fuckhead! Incoherent rambling usually means I didn't give the bum enough change!</p>

<p>And I saved the best part for last, Charlie... I mean, Charlotte Valentine. We know Rick the Dick is sitting on his needle marked ass at the Valentine home. We know you're a good bitch on the screen. But please, help steer the ship in the right direction. Make it entertaining for this old prick to make fun of you. If not... Well, as you critics love to say, I'll go back to jacking off to Japan tapes.</p>

<p>That's all I've got, pricks. After the next few shows are up, I'll have some full blown opinions. Have a nice day, and go fuck yourselves.</p>

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SIXTY-ONE <BR>
NICK THE PRICK <BR>
JUNE 6, 1953 <BR>
OUTSIDE THE BUSINESS <BR>
LEWIS BLACK <BR>
NONE <BR>

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To say that Nick is caustic would be a compliment to the angry old man. Nick's been around the business since he was a teenager. He's seen it all and done it all. However, nothing about the current product impresses him at all. It's said that Nicholas is one of those "Japan Douches." However, the old native of New York would remind you that he just likes "good wrestling." Nobody knows exactly what Nick defines as "good wrestling." But he loves slinging the shit out like he's at the zoo.<BR>
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He's not very nice. He'll rip apart the golden boys. He'll insult the divas. He's not even afraid to go after management. Nick is alcoholic. He's vitrolic. He's just angry because it gets him fanboys. His hate mail column alone gets more hits than most legitimate news sites. To be blunt, Nicholas McMahon is that smarky boil on your ass that you'll love to hate. If he's talking about you, you're doing something right... Or you've managed to piss him off somehow.<BR>
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He knows he's old school, but in his opinion, that's the best school. And the current product isn't doing it for him. Wrestlers and management beware.

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JAMES. CENTRAL. AIM OR SKYPE.

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